Bats in the belfry. It's defined as crazy or eccentric. I don't think I'm crazy but that's for you to decide and I'm not quite arrogant enough to call myself eccentric, but please, bestow me with that title if you wish.

 You see, being eccentric has a strange allure, it places you in the company of other eccentrics and that is an unbelievably cool group of folks. Top of my list, Holden Caulfield, and if you're thinking he doesn't count because he isn't real then you have no chance of sitting at the eccentric table on Thanksgiving, you will always be at the kids table.

 The goal of this blog is first and foremost to entertain (hopefully), and if it happens by chance to inform, or even educate (not likely), then so be it. It's not my fault if you learn something while sitting in front of your computer, I can't be held responsible you see, I'm eccentric, you said so.